Anyway I reached that point in the writing of my essay when I'm just "Ah screw it!" and hell with the grades, I just don't wanna work on it anymore...
This is probably why I'll never survive in research. :p
Anyway, lemme blog about more interesting stuff...
3 Idiot Things Said to Me
1. Revealing that you remembered my birthday wrong
While we're looking at a bunch of zodiac keychains, DF remarks, "That's your sign, Aquarius."
"??? I'm not an Aquarius!"
"Er...... Pisces? You're a Pisces!"
Suspicious look. "Ok, wise guy, what's my birthday?"
Along with "Am I fat?" and "Do you love me?", this is probably one of the most dangerous questions a girl can ask her guy.
*Pause* "That's not my birthday."
"That's JULIAN'S birthday!!!"
"You remembered JULIAN's birthday as MY birthday all this while?????"
2. Trying to blame me for something that's partly your fault
Julian found out that trying to pin something on me while I'm PMS-enraged is not a good thing to do.
"What da fork do you mean all of you are at Fullerton????" Right on time, I arrive at the designated meeting point, only to realise that the meeting point had been changed and no one told me.
"I tried calling you all day! You never picked up!"
"My HP was on low batt! You could've SMS-ed me!"
"I had no time to SMS you!"
"WHAT DA FORK YOU MEAN YOU HAD NO TIME TO SMS??? IT TAKES LIKE LESS THAN 1 MIN TO SMS SOMEONE TO SAY VENUE HAS BEEN CHANGED! YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU BEEN SITTING IN THIS DAMN CAR THE WHOLE DAY AND NEVER STOPPED DRIVING AT ALL?"
"What time did J tell you to meet somewhere else?"
"In the afternoon."
"IN THE AFTERNOON!!! YOU HAD THE WHOLE BLARDY AFTERNOON TO SEND ME ONE SMS AND THAT WAS IT!!! AND YOUR EXCUSE IS YOU HAD NO TIME???? ONE BLARDY MIN TO SEND ONE SMS AND YOU COULDN'T FIND THE TIME???"
Note to all men: This is a terribly, terribly stupid thing to say to any girl. After all, it takes like maybe 1 or 2 minutes to write an SMS. And saying you had no time to SMS is like saying I couldn't be bothered to spend 1 min to compose an SMS. If you have to think of an excuse, don't use this one.
3. Saying I look like a man
Julian again: "You know something?"
"When you were walking here, I thought you looked like a man with long hair!"
At this point, I pinch him really hard on his arm "ARrRGGHH!!!" he loses control slightly of the car "Screech!!!" and it nearly swerves into One Fullerton. "ARGH!"
So there you go. 3 Idiotic Things to say to any girl. Hope this helps all the guys out there.