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Saturday, November 01, 2003

Worship me, all ye unworthy mortals........ Because I am the.......

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You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator.

"And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.
She cried a single tear and shed a single drop
of blood upon the earth where she buried it.
From her blood and tear, the acorn grew into
the world."


Some examples of the Goddess Form are Gaia (Greek),
Jehova (Christian), and Brahma (Indian).
The Goddess is associated with the concept of
creation, the number 1, and the element of
earth.
Her sign is the dawn sun.

As a member of Form 1, you are a charismatic
individual and people are drawn to you.
Although sometimes you may seem emotionally
distant, you are deeply in tune with other
people's feelings and have tremendous empathy.
Sometimes you have a tendency to neglect your
own self. Goddesses are the best friends to
have because they're always willing to help.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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I always knew I was young at heart and mind.....

My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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You guys will probably laugh, but I represent....

You represent... naivete.
You represent... naivete.
So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at
times, but it's only because you're not sure
how to act. You give off that "I need to
be protected vibe." Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.


What feeling do you represent?
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Any comments? Hahaha....
Another quiz I took.... one thing about me... I'm a sucker for these things.... :p

Season = Autumn
You're Most Like The Season Autumn ...

You're warm, and the most approachable. You have
that gentle prescence about you. People can
relate to you, and find you easy company.
However it's likely you've been hurt in the
past and it has left you scarred so things can
become rather chilly with you at times. Being
the third Season in, you're mature, trustworthy
and loyal to your friends but prone to
depression and negative thinking.

Well done... You're the shy and sensitive season :)


?? Which Season Are You ??
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Friday, October 31, 2003

*Everybody sing along!*
Sitting in the com lab
Free as can be
S-L-A-C-K-I-N-G
Should be doing some work
But I'm lazing away
Because today is T-G-I-FRIDAY!!!!

~ Ode to Friday, composed by me being bored in the com lab waiting for my page to download. Sing to the tune of "X n Y sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...... You know the rhyme....
BTW, courtesy of my AHRM groupmate, I'm....

Friend Bear
You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. ( aw ) Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, ( slacker! ) which can get you into trouble ( like duh! ) . For you, it's the little things that really count ( Like money! ). You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!


Pity they don't have a crappy bear, or a darkheart bear or something.... hahaha.... and forget about the no speeding part....

PS, yes, the parts in brackets were added by me..... hee..
hey guys, in the com lab right now reading the testimonials that you guys wrote about me....*sniff sniff* so touching.... never know you guys feel that way about me.....

What I really like, however, ( and must slightly protest ) is the one Doe wrote about me being a "potential pagan" and "practitioner of the dark arts". Hmm. Ok, I wear an ankh, but rest assured, I don't do spells and dark magic. I only do palmistry, and dabble in a bit of astrology, tarot, cartomancy........ fine, whatever..... just rest assured that no one will ever be the victim of a hex cast by me...

Next thing is, I'm not alcoholic. Duh. Not in the literal sense of the word anyway. I drink a bit with friends, I have some vodka n tequila at home....... ok whatever......

Crappy sense of humour I have to agree with. Some things are just too obvious.

Gee, you guys know me better than I thought..... :p

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Ok I see my little tagboard is getting to be more popular than I thought....... happy crapping guys....
Heartiest Congratulations to Candle
Her resume to the leisure company for the post of PA has been processed and she's been called for her first interview, on the first resume she ever wrote!
Now we just hope that her interview goes well on the XXth of Nov ( Privileged information, sorry ) , and that the boss doesn't turn out to be some lau cheek ko pei with a fetish for young girls..... mwahahahahaha.....
Let me announce today: Prof Surendra Rajiv has one the lousiest immune systems on the face of the earth.

Today, Candle and I are in school. It is 12:51 in the afternoon. We have just received an email from him saying that our 3pm class is cancelled. Because he has a fever and the flu as well. Now our class has been postponed to Saturday afternoon.

This is the 3rd time, numero tres, that he's pulled this on us. My sympathies to him, but it's getting kind of old after so long. if I knew this was gonna happen, I should've just bought orange juice from the canteen for him before every class. Then we'd be saved from so many postponements.

Thank goodness he was out of Singapore last semester, or I think he'd have end up with SARS and that'll be it. The whole bunch of us quarantined just cos his immune system is weak.....

Ok, I sound real, real cruel and unsympathetic right now. I think I'm just really tired of these last-minute cancellations coming in all the time, and rushing through the case study ( due today ) only to find out that we may not have to hand it in after all. ( Hair dropping out in frustration and disgust ) Lesson to anyone still in school: before signing up for modules, please enquire as to the general health status of the lecturer teaching it.

PS, that last piece of advice may be more impt than you think. For those not in the know, this finance lecturer passed away during the holidays during the height of the SARS crisis and the whole bizad faculty ( the brick and mortar structure anyway ) was scrubbed from top to bottom, while the rest of the student body ( especially the finance ones ) was hoping and praying that they won't be quarantined. I won't even be surprised if they brushed the dust off the coconut trees in the garden. Anyway, bottomline being, you just never know when......... heh heh heh..........

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

( Scene: "Final Countdown" playing in the background. In case you don't know, it's that song they usually play at chinese dinners when all the lights are dimmed, and the waiters appear/descend/ascend from somewhere with wide plates of cold dishes in an attempt to look dramatic. I don't know, how dramatic can one be carrying a plate of prawn n salad? )

I have almost 2, yes 2, liang ge, ni, dos, dua ( insert 2 in language of your choice here ) weeks before my exams are over. As of now, the final tally stands at:
1 Internet website
2 case studies
2 reports
3 presentations, and
2 exams
before I'm done with NUSSUX.

Before I'm officially unemployed.

Before I'm released into that harsh, cruel world of reality.

Before the chaos that is I is unleashed upon this plebian, unknowing world.
Bow down to me, all ye minions, and yield to my superior power!

Thou foolish mortals, that strutted around in your vanity
Fear now the arrival of a being
That will rip the cloth of innocent bliss from thy eyes
And make thee cower, tail betwixt thy legs

*Tons of evil, booming laughter echoing through the universe. Storm clouds gather. Lightning cracks*

heh heh heh heh heh.......

( When I start writing like this, you can tell I'm pretty sick of life.......................... )

Monday, October 27, 2003

Am I the only one who has this problem with friendster? I'll be happily clicking somewhere and then *BEEP* Cannot Find Server.............

Monkeys, Peanuts and Grapes
All you sarus out there, you have to read this column in the Sunday Times Lifestyle section. ( Don't bother going online. I've tried and I can't find it there. Get yer lazy butt outta that chair and get the papers already )
Anyways, the writer wrote about a study that was conducted by some guys somewhere ( as u can see, I don't remember my sources ). They trained a bunch of monkeys to exchange pebbles for slices of cucumber. So basically monkey give prof pebble, nice prof give monkey cucumber. Ooo-ooo! Ak! Ak!
So they trained these monkeys to do so, until one day, the profs gave one of the monkeys at random a grape. [Yea, I think grapes are nicer to eat than cucumbers too] Almost half the monkeys couldn't be bothered to give in their pebbles anymore.
The whole monkey economy collapsed when finally, they gave every other monkey a grape for their pebble. Every one just went Eek-eek-eek-AK! and threw their arms [but hopefully, not pebbles] in disgust at the whole monkey business. [Ha! Couldn't resist that cliche!]
So what was the lesson earned from this experiment? Apparently, if you reward people equally, [Let's not get into fairness just yet] everyone will be content. Once you start giving people more than what is perceived to be equitable, people will start throwing pebbles at you. So basically, if you pay one of your employees with peanuts, and another with grapes, for the same amount of effort, you better run for your life cos one of them's gonna hurt a jar of peanut butter at you one day......

I so have to write a book on this one day.....

Oh yea, Action City is selling this dancing figurine that's like a dollar each. It's so cute! You wind it up and he thumps his chest and gyrates his little clockwork hips! I bought a bunch for my frens and now I have the red one. I'm calling him Chihuahua. Hahaha.... one day gonna put him together with my kungfu hamster, [incidentally named Chip Ho. Yes, Slayer, I am aware of the meaning, but I still like it that way] and the two of them are gonna boogie to "everybody loves kungfu fighting.......... HeeYa!"