More Nibblets
Out with jcsz on Sunday nite, sitting at Coffee Club Xpress flipping through an old issue of Cleo. [Supposed to be helping him in marketing, but both got bored and tired and found Cleo to be much more interesting.]
After flipping through fashion, ["This dress is nice!" "No, doesn't suit you" "I didn't say I wanted to wear it, I just found it nice." "Still doesn't suit you." "Bah..."] Cleo's (then) 50 most eligible bachelors ["Where got cute???" "Yah lor! All of them suck!" "Hey, aren't these the guys from Eye for a Guy?"] and a section on penises, ["Hey, check out the micropenis... 1cm when erect..." "......"] we come to the horoscopes.
Excerpt from Horoscope for Miss Pisces for the year:
Expect new guys and new romances around July! Your creativity will be much enhanced during this period, so don't be afraid to embark on long term projects!
Me: "New guys? New romances? What new guys??"
J: "Maybe you'll go to Europe and meet some Arabian sheik."
Me: "......"
J: "Or some hunky European prince"
Me: "Ok, die. Now."
And who said we could trust the Bible?
Typos in the Good Book
2 comments:
Personally babe, I think the dragonfly is enuff "romance" for u lah hah? =) Pls help me hantam the juls....Miss doing that to him....*grins* See u guys in a mth or so....take care while in Europe yah?
-andrea-
Yo! Maybe u should try to look at the other shoulder.. there might be another stupid dragonfly sitting there waiting for you to take notice of him...
--quetz--
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