Shit Happens!

Damn, this was just too good to pass up.... From mrbrown.......

[Please do not read if you are highly sensitive about religion and all.........]

How shit happens according to various world religions

Taoism: Shit happens

Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

Hinduism: This shit has happened before

Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"

7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder

Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it [I like this one]

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"

Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again

Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?

Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!

Atheism: There is no shit!

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit [I like the last 2 too... ]