It used to be the case that if anyone made a joke about dying, the next response would be, "Hey, don't forget to mention me in your will/Please will your comics/money/CDs/etc to me before you die."

Now, the reply seems to be, "Hey, if you're intending to die, could you arrange for my death at the same time? Thanks!"

Speaks about the sad state of our 20something lives. And this is supposed to be our prime??

Anyway, quick quip from tuition yesterday:

Student: "Mr Yap couldn't come in for the science test yesterday."

Me: "Why not?"

Student: "Cos he had to go to NUS to practice his reserve."

Me: "........................."

Ok, you all can probably guess what it is the teacher did exactly.... :p