Me: "I'm having bad neckaches nowadays."
schwarz: "Yea, you look like you're getting a dowager's hump."
Me: "What??? Is it because of my posture??"
schwarz: "Usually these things are determined genetically, just that your bad posture could have made it worse."
Me: [conveniently not listening to the second half of the sentence] "Good, another thing I can blame on my parents."
schwarz: "Try not to slouch so much lah."
Me: "I can't help it, most of the time in tuition I have to bend down to help the kids."
schwarz: "How, like that?"
Me: "I know one thing I could do."
Me: [looking down at her 1.4m frame] "Talk more often to taller friends, for one?"
[that earned me a kick in the knee]
My neck hurts every time a tuition session ends. Or not hurt, but rather, ache. I can feel the muscles in my neck right now screaming out for a good massage, and a lot of those parlors are starting to look real tempting......
So if I go out with you and you notice that my neck is stuck in one position, or, [if you're shorter than me] I'm talking over the top of your head, bear with me.......