CHIX PART 4 - REVELATION AT LAST





In the Straits Times...

The chickens have taken over!

Staff from Channel News Asia were astounded to realise that the ones behind the egg-throwing pranks on police last week at Siang Chun Chicken Farm were actually the chickens from the farm.

The production crew had gone down early in the morning, to investigate a story about pranksters at the farm, who had thrown eggs at policemen last week. Staff had already made an appointment with a representative from the farm, named Ji-Hup, and on a live interview yesterday morning, Ji-Hup was revealed to be the head rooster of the farm.

As the interview went on, it transpired that Ji-Hup was protesting against what he called the "inhumane treatment of chickens" at the farm.

"We chickens want the same rights and privileges as any other living creature on earth. We want the freedom to live our lives peacefully, without fear of being slaughtered and laid to rest in a plate of fragrant rice." Said Ji-Hup during the live interview.

Thousands of calls have been made to CNA regarding the matter. Responses from the public have been varied as to the interview, with a great majority saying that CNA is mad. Our reporter got the following responses from the street.

"They all SIAO lah! I never know CNA so despo until can talk to chicken some more!" said Chin Tok Kok, security guard.

"At first I thought I had accidentally switched on to a puppet show on Kids Central, but then it turned out to be CNA! They look like such fools!" said Art Yi Fah Tee.

"Ah? What chickens? Got chicken on TV meh?" from Lim Jiu.

However most respondents agreed that CNA had been thoroughly made a fool of through the interview, and that they should now concentrate on providing kid's entertainment instead.

Miss Cheryl Fox, who conducted the interview, could not be reached for comment, and, according to her manager, would not be available for comment until "that damn chicken is safely on her plate of rice".

Unrelated news: Happy birthday to Yenn... :p May you live long and healthy with no more backaches, headaches, muscleaches, arm aches, leg aches, sore throats, loss of voice, dry coughs and other ailments.